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So far filling out apps on the internet and playing Sims 24/7 isn’t working.

No job seems to be falling into my lap anytime soon…

Unless I find a job where socially retarded hermit crabs are welcome, my boyfriend just might end up kicking me out.

At least I hope he would

I’m having some type of pre-life crisis and need a good kick in the ass.

I would never put up with this shit from anybody

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via subzeropanic)

Made my boyfriend an instagram yesturday for his vape obsession. Entered him into every free contest I could find, added a hand full of vapers….couple hashtags here… a few more there….. not even 24 hours later, he’s instagram’s new IT boy. The justin bieber of vaping. Really pissed at how easy it is to be social and network yet all I can manage is to creep around on the Internet, liking posts and photos but never posting.

Shout out to the invisible Internet lovers that aren’t entirely as creepy as their profiles make them seem

Black as night.

Black as night.

When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself.

—Deepak Chopra (via purplebuddhaproject)

(via whatdrugs)

Happy birthday to me

When the time comes for you to make a change, to grow, to do your life in a different way, the universe will make you so uncomfortable, so unhappy, you will eventually have no choice. If you insist on staying in a place you no longer belong in, if you do not grow the courage to do what is necessary to propel yourself forward, you will suffer the consequences, whatever they may be.

—Iyanla Vanzant (via splitterherzen)

(Source: unconditionedconsciousness, via naojamilet)

Dreamed that every month, before my period would start, that I would find a tiny plastic sack of individually wrapped, perfectly spun and beautifully colored hair, hidden in my vagina. In the dream I was bragging to a friend about how beautiful my colors were. And the last sack of strands were a beautiful brown and blue.

Also dreamed about this dreamy boy with long blonde hair.